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Rauner Grandstands at Cop’s Funeral

Governor Rauner gives campaign speech at dead cop’s funeral.

For all the judges, media fakers, and politicians who have been trashing the cops and releasing scum bags and murderers on bond for the last couple years, hope you bastards are happy now.

Somebody told me Governor Rauner spoke yesterday at the funeral of murdered 18th District Police Commander Paul Bauer.

Of course Rahm Emanuel had scrambled to the pulpit to shed some crocodile tears for his “best buddy” too. Rahm is such a slimy snake.

But Rauner takes the cake for having the nerve to turn a dead cop’s funeral into a campaign stop. When I heard about it I googled and found the clip of Bruce the Bloviator.

With my vomit bag at my side, I watched Rauner grandstanding for votes. I was surprised to see him actually wearing a tie, since he’s such a man of the people with his billions of bucks that he seldom bothers with a tie and tends to favor his carhartt jacket look to complete his proletariat ensemble. I wonder if he rode his Harley and parked it in the Nativity parking lot. In the good old days a guy like this would have been pantsed on sight in Bridgeport.

Eloquent he was not. I’m shocked that Rauner could stand on the altar of a Catholic church without being struck by lightening after promoting taxpayer funding of abortion and lying about it to the Cardinal. Just one of the millions of lies he has told to the people of this state in the last couple years.

But this is a guy who lies about everything. He lies about what he had for breakfast for the cryin’ out loud. He’ll tell ya he had eggs Benedict after mistaking a dog turd for a tootsie roll on the sidewalk and gobbling it up. He’s a stinking liar!

Watching this unctuous phony spouting bromides from the pulpit, showboating in front of the coffin of this brave policeman is shocking. Rauner needs to be called out for his cowardly actions and his spineless faux compassion in a craven attempt to continue his con of voters in Illinois. But we have his number now.

Many of Chicago’s finest rely on the classic prayer to St. Michael for protection while on duty. “St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle, be our protection against the wickedness and snares of the devil. May God rebuke him we humbly pray. And thou, oh prince of the heavenly host, by the power of God, cast into hell, Satan and all the evil spirits that prowl about the earth seeking the ruin of souls. Including guys like Bruce Rauner.”

Here’s hoping everybody says this prayer a couple times a day for the next month to rid us of Rauner.

Word on the street is that the Irish are now all in for Jeanne Ives. There are plenty of Irish Catholic cops in Illinois. You guys know what to do. Stay safe out there.





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